Confessions of a bad mexican food junkie.

So you might not know this about me but I am Mexican, and I have a confession that might get my Mexican card revoked and replaced by a Mexican't card!!! Ok so here it is: I love Chipotle.... Its shaming, embarrassing but true, I love the delicious burrito bowl. I know its not real Mexican food but I love it. I am ashamed to admit to my family that I frequent Chipotle, and every time I go there I feel like a secret agent ducking under my coat, wearing my sunglasses, and murmuring to the people behind the counter "chicken burrito bowl", while they in turn look at me with their knowing eyes calling me "traitor", its all worth it when I take a bite of that delicious mixture of cheese (is it mozzarella?), sour cream (surely not Mexican), and hot salsa, (pfft "hot"), lettuce, cilantro rice (? what the crap?? as a Mexican for all of 26 yrs. I've never had this so called Mexican rice), and pinto beans. You know i heard one time that if you want to know if an ethnic food place is good you should look at the people who go in there, for example if a Chinese person goes into a Chinese restaurant surely it must be good, because a Chinese person would not willingly eat bad Chinese food. Well folks I am here to tell you this theory is not true, I am Mexican, and I willingly go into Chipotle knowing it is bad Mexican food.... and I still love it. Don't trust my judgement or anyone elses for that matter. Trust only yourself ;) It sure is hard being Dora, the Mexican who eats at Chipotle... mmmm